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Expensive Price 　　Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth. 　　Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction. 　　Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office. 　　昂贵的代价 　　牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。 　　母亲：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀? 　　牙科医生：是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了

TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。" .Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him? Jack: Certainly. Tom: And why? Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me. 汤姆：威廉向我借五英镑。我该不该借给他？ 杰克：当然应该了。 汤姆：为什么？ 杰克：否则他就该跟我借了。 Nest and Hair My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. "What kind of bird?" my sister asked. "I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child. "Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her . "Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. " .鸟窝与头发 我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。 “是什么鸟呢？”我姐姐问她。 “我没看到鸟儿，老师，只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。 “那么，你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗？”我姐姐鼓励她道。 “哦，老师，就像你的头发一样。”